Over the weekend I was at an event in which 2/3 of the attendees possessed iPhones; me included. WTF RIGHT? An iPhone is supposed to embellish its owner’s uniquely creative aesthetic and urban-chic hipness, its supposed to project a an air of intellectualism and technological superiority, its supposed to establish it’s owners significance by positioning him/her at the epicenter of their social environment. Clearly this is no-longer true as indicated by the revelation that the iPhone 3G topped the cellphone sales charts this quarter, de-throning the Motorola Razr. Why the Razr was at the top of the chart for 4 years? I have no clue, Its been at least a years since I’ve even seen one in use.
This saturation of iphones in my social circles is increasing and has me concerned about my position in said circles. Am I still unique and urban-chic? Was I ever technologically lntellectable? How do I maintain my social significance?
What to do people? Help!
